How awkwardness leads to success by me
So this guy I work with is real nice and stuff and we were working together for 2 hours today and we’re just chatting and laughing and everything’s really funny then all of a suden he asks me: do you have a boyfriend?
so i said: no… HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU THIS STORY ABOUT THIS GIRL I KNOW WHO HAS A CAT AND WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT IT IT’S LIKE SHE’S TALKING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND BUT ACTUALLY IT’S A CAT, SO YEAH.
and he just looked at me like:
Yah. how to get out of awkward situations 101 brough to you by me.
thursday night-mornign friday hi watsup i cant even speak properly
When you see a hot guy walk by:
today. was walking with a friend. But she was being funnier than the usual so i was literally dying and looking like a fucking hyena.
then that hot ass mofo who has great hair, and nice eyes and he’s tall and very very attractivo was walking towards us. so at first i was all like
but i was still looking retarded so i stopped laughing and looked at him like
he stared into my soul.
and once we walked past him I looked at my friend and i was like:
and she thought it was pretty funny, but she had no idea that i was doing a rather acurate impersonification of my girl tyra.