How awkwardness leads to success by me

So this guy I work with is real nice and stuff and we were working together for 2 hours today and we’re just chatting and laughing and everything’s really funny then all of a suden he asks me: do you have a boyfriend?

so i said: no… HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU THIS STORY ABOUT THIS GIRL I KNOW WHO HAS A CAT AND WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT IT IT’S LIKE SHE’S TALKING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND BUT ACTUALLY IT’S A CAT, SO YEAH. 

and he just looked at me like:

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Yah. how to get out of awkward situations 101 brough to you by me.

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When you see a hot guy walk by:

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today. was walking with a friend.  But she was being funnier than the usual so i was literally dying and looking like a fucking hyena.

then that hot ass mofo who has great hair, and nice eyes and he’s tall and very very attractivo was walking towards us. so at first i was all like 

but i was still looking retarded so i stopped laughing and looked at him like

and then 

he stared into my soul. 

and once we walked past him I looked at my friend and i was like: 

and she thought it was pretty funny, but she had no idea that  i was doing a rather acurate impersonification of my girl tyra.

twas funny.

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